So you’re saying that he will score roughly every 8 minutes with donkey power based on the math. Give or take goal or two. Maybe he’ll unveil a new type of goal scoring trick like the Scorpion, or Panenka, like Derek Zoolander’s Blue Steel blowing everyone’s mind. Commentary “Omg!! Havertz just donkeyed the goalie, what a goal! What. A. Goal!! That is surely goal of the year right there. Let’s watch that again in slow motion…my word!”
I was just like Velma while on vacation. Arsenal beach towel and tee proudly displayed for all locals to see. Free advertising (hear ye, hear ye! support the best club in all England! City bidding on Rice, and now not? Wha? Oh wow, getting caught up with all the news.
How much will Kai Havertz's love for donkeys help him at Arsenal?
Velma is sooo cute. I would like to be as rested and unbothered as she appears to be
😂😂😂
That Ew next to that website link *chef's kiss*
This about the donkey / dogs etc is WONDERFUL !!
Good content written for donkeys. Kai would be happy to have more care for his beloved donkey.🥰
Love it. These are the analytics we’ve all been waiting for.
So you’re saying that he will score roughly every 8 minutes with donkey power based on the math. Give or take goal or two. Maybe he’ll unveil a new type of goal scoring trick like the Scorpion, or Panenka, like Derek Zoolander’s Blue Steel blowing everyone’s mind. Commentary “Omg!! Havertz just donkeyed the goalie, what a goal! What. A. Goal!! That is surely goal of the year right there. Let’s watch that again in slow motion…my word!”
I was just like Velma while on vacation. Arsenal beach towel and tee proudly displayed for all locals to see. Free advertising (hear ye, hear ye! support the best club in all England! City bidding on Rice, and now not? Wha? Oh wow, getting caught up with all the news.