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Arsenal, as I believe the kids say, are cooking

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Arsenal, as I believe the kids say, are cooking

Plus Arteta's Child Care Services

Poorly Drawn Arsenal
Mar 13, 2023
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Arsenal, as I believe the kids say, are cooking

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Hello,

Arsenal are cooking. They are playing well. Whatever you want to call it, Arsenal are taking the ball and putting it into the opponents net multiple times a match. It seems almost weekly that a different Arsenal player is stepping up and becoming the hero. Last week it was Reiss Nelson, this week it was Leandro Trossard .

Yesterday, he became the first player in Premier League history to have a hat-trick of assists in the first half of an away game. Considering we were about to put down a lot of cash on Mudryk, Leandro Trossard is looking like a really good January singing. In the words of Mick Jagger, who I found out during yesterday’s broadcast is apparently a massive Arsenal fan and also owns a hat that says DILF on it, “You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, well, you just might find, you get what you need.”

Below are this week’s drawings,

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Drawings from this week:

Trossard’s face when the broadcast announced he was named Man of the Match
Mick Jagger

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Olive + Velma update:

Hopefully at the end of Olive’s teething. Please. Please be the end.
Velma cuddles with Olive’s tail

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Anushree Nande
Writes The Storyteller
Mar 13

You are also, as the kids say, cooking! Another very enjoyable newsletter (that advertisement, a case of the uncontrolled giggles).

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John Wright
Mar 13

The child care services ad is genius. This was my favourite Arsenal moment in years. So happy it was Poorly Drawn™️

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